Dear Jimmy Fallon,

Thank you Jimmy, for making my dark and depressing nights so much brighter! I was sitting here bored,  wrapping Christmas gifts all by myself and then you came on the air. Between your hysterical intro, the suggestion box which led to The Roots rapping a song about reality TV, and "Akon Cornelius" coming out to sing a Christmas song to "every-booty," as him put it, I am not longer sad. And then you and "Akon Cornelius" danced, and I couldn't be happier. Thank you for giving me this natural high and putting me in the Christmas mood. I love you!

Yours Truly,

HUGE fan! <3