Dear Jimmy Fallon,

Thank you Jimmy, for making my dark and depressing nights so much brighter! I was sitting here bored,  wrapping Christmas gifts all by myself and then you came on the air. Between your hysterical intro, the suggestion box which led to The Roots rapping a song about reality TV, and "Akon Cornelius" coming out to sing a Christmas song to "every-booty," as him put it, I am not longer sad. And then you and "Akon Cornelius" danced, and I couldn't be happier. Thank you for giving me this natural high and putting me in the Christmas mood. I love you!

Yours Truly,

HUGE fan! <3

Dear Bentley,

Please turn up the heat! It's cold outside and there's no sun shinning in the window to warm me up!

Yours Truly,
Cold Student

Dear Facebook,

Please stop changing!

Yours Truly,

Annoyed Facebook User!